beyonce:

Coachella 2014 

Photo Credit: Robin Harper

23 Apr +5,749 notes

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

23 Apr +534,904 notes ©
23 Apr +293,152 notes ©

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

23 Apr +287,563 notes ©

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

23 Apr +102,227 notes ©

ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

23 Apr +314,305 notes ©

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

22 Apr +317,100 notes ©

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

22 Apr +335,298 notes ©

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

22 Apr +688,260 notes ©

dorsadorsa:

unorignalthoughts:

Me literally

Hahahahahahahah

22 Apr +94,474 notes ©
yoncehaunted:

"Handprints and good grips all on my ass…"

yoncehaunted:

"Handprints and good grips all on my ass…"

22 Apr +644 notes ©
Everything seems to be exhausting me, no matter how much sleep or how much coffee I drink or how long I lie down, something inside me seems to have given up. My soul is tired.
— Unknown (via closedforprayer)
22 Apr +76,583 notes ©

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

22 Apr +129,827 notes ©

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

22 Apr +169,804 notes ©

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

22 Apr +152,857 notes
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